Da fuq you want?

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Whoever said "knowledge is power" has clearly never toyed with a sawn-off shot gun. Just sayin.

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

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3 days ago
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Three cheers for two years.

The other night I was being a bummer and unfathomably sad, so I wrote down everything that was bothering me, everything I missed about you. The next day I went to work, and when I came home one of the dogs had torn up the paper and left it in a little pile on the floor. It was painfully symbolic. I think it’s time to move on.

3 days ago
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damnafricawhathappened:

It’s crazy to think how every guy out there has a penis. Like your neighbor has a penis. Your teacher has a penis. The cashier at Target has a penis. I have a penis. The world is an amazing place.

4 days ago
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quickweaves:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

this post wont die 

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1 week ago
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dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

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1 week ago
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s-kinnie:

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

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3 days ago
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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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4 days ago
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I am no king. I have no throne.

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

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1 week ago
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